A Dog Day
If hot dogs were made of less nasty material, they'd be the perfect food. It's almost as if they were created with we desk jockeys in mind.
The gear:
The perfect preparation method:
An invitation to scurvy? Maybe. The perfect food for the efficiency-minded? Probably.
The gear:
- Hot Dogs
- Hot Dog Buns
- Condiments
The perfect preparation method:
- Wrap dog in paper towel.
- Microwave for 20 seconds -- during which time you prep the elements for step #3.
- Remove dog from paper towel, insert dog into bun, insert dog/bun combo back into microwave.
- Microwave for 20 seconds -- during which time you prepare for step #5.
- Remove from microwave & apply condiments.
- Eat dog out of warmed paper towel.
An invitation to scurvy? Maybe. The perfect food for the efficiency-minded? Probably.
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We're talking about a total per-dog time commitment of 100 seconds -- from the time you open the fridge until you return to your desk.
Repeat until full.
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